I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*
(Source: dumbgay, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
in skyrim you can ride a bee
in real life you can ride a bee
dont do this here
"Everything is temporary."
— 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via mandolinaes)
(Source: lunacrystals, via karinahastinyteeth)
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"